AOTL Introduces He-Man Hoo-Hah Haters Club Trading Cards

The He-Man Hoo-Hah Haters Club is an informal group of mostly Republican men who don't want to hear no woman's jibber jabber on her so-called reproductive rights unless she concurs that her only God-given right is to push out babies. Though they have never been a shy bunch, the HHHC has become hyperactive during the presidency of Barack Obama. Stinging from the combination of the failed presidency of Republican George W. Bush and the loss of the White House to a Democrat, these control-obsessed men began fidgeting for something, anything over which they could demonstrate their power. They settled on women's hoo-hahs. 


This series of trading cards salutes the men in this group who have made the most conspicuous moves or comments against women and their genitalia. Collect them all. They are only available here at AOTL and you don't have to buy a Big Mac to get them!
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2 comments:

  1. YellehsFebruary 21, 2012 at 2:45 AM

    OMG - do they come with a stick of cardboard gum?

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    1. Ahead on the LeftFebruary 21, 2012 at 3:51 PM

      Yes. But the gum is not to chew; it's two hold between your knees.

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