Bored Birthers Demand to See George Romney's Birth Certificate

Mostly deflated from seeing proof that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii and not Kenya, birthers reluctant to call it a day have moved on to a new target - George Romney. The former Michigan governor and Republican presidential candidate was born in Mexico, a fact that no one disputes. While  the older Romney's citizenship was not an issue in the presidential campaign of 1968, birthers have questions concerning the right of the candidate who has been dead for nearly seventeen years to ascend to the presidency. 


"We are very excited about this" said Oily Taint, seen by many as the chief birther. "We still have over 100,000 t-shirts and condoms saying 'show us the birth certificate' so this movement has a lot of life left to it."