AOTL Top Headlines for May 31, 2011

Endeavour Crew Prepares for Earth Return and Filling Out Unemployment Forms -Astronauts hope for positions in teaching, bartending eventually.

Kangaroo Rat with Cowboy Hat
Drops Out of Race for Republican
Presidential Nomination - Cites wanting to spend more time with family. Latest dropout leaves questions of exactly who will run.

Detroit Finds New Groove with Gamble on Gasoline Powered Engine - Automotive industry hails continued step in moving away from horse and carriage.




San Francisco Budget Battle: Dems Want Free Crack for Addicts, Republicans want free City-Wide Body Piercings - No breakthrough in City Council deadlock.



Queen Elizabeth: "Some Have Referred to Me as England's First Black Queen" - England's monarch compares herself to Clinton and Obama.


Tornado-Torn Joplin, MO to World: "No, We Are Not Named for Scott or Janis" - City encourages more aid, fewer stupid questions.



Nation' s Employed Spends Memorial Day Getting Ready to Suck it Up Until Fourth of July Long Weekend - Unhappy country continues to use work holidays as motivation to get to next brief break from workplace bullshit.


In Spite of Drawbacks, "The Ryan Plan" Market Tests Well as Generic Hollywood Blockbuster Title - Actual plan still highly unpopular.

New "Odds and Ends" Cable Channel shows "Maude" Reruns, Crime Documentaries While Sussing Out Niche - Execs admit mistake in going with name first.

No comments:

Post a Comment