Oh Reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaally, Mike Huckabee?

Warning: This post includes real references to animal cruelty
I don't know what the Tea Party is selling, but someone better call the FDA because it's making Republicans say some crazy shit! Semantically when I refer to the Tea Party I am referring to the entire coalition of white people who hate Obama and the idea of having a black president.That includes the Tea Party, Birthers, and Southern Republicans.

Over the past few days Mike Huckabee has been slandering Obama by mistakenly referring to the childhood Obama spent in Kenya. He later made a cutesy correction: "I meant to say he grew up in Indonesia. Whoops." I love it. All this crazy talk is the sound of a party collapsing. Of course, with all his fantastic ramblings I wouldn't want the police to have to take away Huckabee's children. Especially not David, the former Boy Scout counselor. Huckabee thinks so highly of the Boy Scouts he has been sure to point out that Barack Obama wasn't playing little league or going to Boy Scouts when he was a child in Kenya or Indonesia.

It was peculiar that Huckabee even brought up the Boy Scouts knowing David's controversial past with the organization. According to Wikipedia, Huckabee's middle son was dismissed as a Boy Scout counselor after allegedly hanging a dog by the neck until it was dead at a Boy Scout camp. Naturally, a police chief lost his job when he refused to cooperate in the investigation wink wink nudge nudge. Oh yeah! Mike Huckabee's America rocks!

So what are you waiting for Obama? If you want Mike Huckabee to stop talking smack about you go kill yourself a dog. But if you want the Republicans to keep descending into lunacy, be vewy vewy quiet.

1 comment:

  1. Chip, the truth is that HUCK SINN can't help himself. He's suffering from the ACQUIRED STUPIDITY SYNDROME and he's infected with the A.S.S. virus. Last I heard, Lyndon La Rouche is working on a ballot initiative to quarantine everyone with the A.S.S. virus!

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